Why can't I ever keep my eyes open during a picture? This was my best choice from three photos!
My audition for Cirque didn't go to well
No, I wasn't taking coins from the canal.
Yeah it looks cool from here but it's just an ampitheatre
Ni hao! And welcome to my travel blog. I've been sent by my work to China to help run our design department in the city of Shenzhen. Here you will find a daily account of my travels so you can keep up with me.
2 comments:
Woah man! One more month and you'll be skinnier than Will.
"hand-on-hip" means long dong, long life in click click don't it! that a boy, drinkin' the brew. how are you spider monkey? dude, i can't say i read all your ramblings, but it seems like you're having a good time from the pics. i cant even imagine . . . dude, you are a brave one. do they have monkey fights instead of dog fights? that would be something i would like to see pics of. maybe they throw a fortune cookie into the ring and it's on! hooo, haaa, hiii, hiii, mr. tiny looses an eye! is the job okay? do they whip you to modivate you? do you like it? you're naughty, but i knew that, like that time i walked into our pad and all i saw was a chicken head, up down up down, sucky sucky. you make em' faint dude. ha, shit! i'm listening to my ipod as i type this and my blabing is getting redundant. anyhow, i am fucking slammed with my job. i have no life, besides USC football, projects around the house, wife, dog, etc. it's great though, i just miss friends sometimes, but everyone else i know is super busy too, or in fucking china. we need to get together sometime whenever you get back, but if you smell like chinese moth balls i will have to kick you out. take care bud, kick ass at work while your there, don't be afraid to use your large american penis on some little gymnist ass while your there, watch your corn-hole as usual, but also watch out for SARS, bad produce, bad meat, bad prescription drugs, bad air, dirty whores, chinese leprekhans, and mortal combat obsessed twenty something year old's. I'm out. - Swanny
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